me getting ran over by a squirrel!

We were packing up from camping in Banff and me and my brother L were looking at the squirrel hole and we were looking at the squirrel's buddy. Dad said "B turn over there is a squirrel!" I said "What?!?" Dad said, "B turn over there is a squirrel!" I said "Run away from the scaredy squirrel!"

The end.

The day I participated in the Olympics

It was Friday. The Olympics was starting next Friday and my class at school had a competition for the olympics. First event was snow boarding. I approached the slope, people were snow boarding in front of me and behind me. I almost fell when I went up in the air,  a snowboarder attempted to push me over, so
I could not attempt my jump. However, I still made my 720 back spin and landed it perfectly. My gym teacher presented my score which was 1700 /1800. I was in 1st place. Aurora was the only person left that could beat me. She was bragging that I'll beat you. I smiled and said , go ahead and try and beat me if you can. I was on top of the hill and so was she, I did not miss any of my jumps, however she missed all her jumps and crashed into the wall of the gym. I jumped up and down exclaiming , "I just won, I just won!!!"

Later cool Dudes!!

Oh, the one that I won the Super Bowll

Did ya see me? I was out there.

I won the SUPER BOWL!

I was the most amazing QB.

When I got a touch down, it was so cool!

First it was 13-10, he goes to the right, he goes to the left.

He throws the ball

He gets a touchdown!!!!!!!

I was gonna pee my pants

There was 25 minutes left, 2nd quarter, 2nd half.

We were on a roll.

I passed it to Alex, Alex passed it back to me.

The crowd goes wild, "Berkley, Berkley"

I got two TD's!

Seriously, it was awesome.

29-17

Now it was the 3rd quarter.

I got a TD

31-17

1 second left

I threw the ball up in the air with excitement!

What's your plans next?, the crowd asked

I said, "I'm going home to see my mommy."

All of a sudden I heard my mommy call me, "Berkley, time to wake up and get ready for school"

I won the superbowl and I was about to get a wedgie.

WONDERFUL

Someone on my team for the MVP trophy.

Later cool dudes

When I got my yellow belt!!!

I was standing at the end of Karate class. I was thinking I WANTED my yellow belt really badly. I was thinking that I was not going to get my yellow belt. Sensei Lisa went right, then went to the next row,then finally came back to the front. She stood right in front of me. She asked Sensei Norbert, "Is this little guy ready for his yellow belt?" He said, "How old is he?" My dad said, "6 years old" Sensei Norbert told Senpei Marissa, "Go get the yellow belt." My eyes lit up like a Christmas tree! I felt like I was gonna poop my pants! Senpei Marissa approached the front holding out the yellow belt in a forward stance to Sensei Lisa. Sensei Lisa said, "Who the heck tied your belt!!!"

I have 4 trophies, 1 first place, 1 second place, 1 third place and GRAND CHAMPION!!!!! And I have 3 first place medals. That's how I got GRAND CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!

later cool dudes

                                                                     

The day that I won the gold medal!

I woke up and it was freezing my butt off cold! When I was at school in the morning, we had gym. We had a hockey game on January 4th. How were we going to be able to play after all the good Christmas candies we ate?! My team, the Redcliff Oilers, we huddled up on the bench and I was forward and I was captain as well. The time for gym was winding down. The score was tied. 6-6. I faked left, then went right, then I let a blistering slapshot go. HE SHOOTS, HE SCORES! AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!!!!!!!!!!!! Cheering BERKLEY, BERKLEY, BERKLEY! That's how we won the gold medal that day. I celebrated that night with a glass of root beer.

See ya later cool dudes..

This is my story

Hi, my name is Berkley. I tell tall tall tales. It's my favorite thing to do. These are my stories. I hope you enjoy reading my stories as much as I enjoy telling them.

My favorite sports are karate, soccer, hockey and football. My favorite player for football is Drew Brees. I might be names after him but he was actually named after me!

That's all for now, I will write a story later.

later cool dudes